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Jude Law, (35), got himself a new girlfriend goes by the name of Kim Hersov and they are now on holiday in India together. It was reported in the Harper's Bazaar magazine that they met a couple of months ago and their relationship has been developing slowly.

The Sun reported that the couple is supposed to pair in February, but there's still been nothing official from either side of them.

Jude is trying now to avoid the media that previousely blew up around his relationship with Sienna Miller, his ex-fiancée, whom relationship was over on November, 2006.

Jude Law is an Academy Award nominated English actor who was married to Sadie Frost on 1997. They have three children together. They divorced on 2005 after a settlement of nearly two years negotiations. Read the rest of this entry »

The British pop star Lily Allen, (21), has cancelled majority of her North American tour dates in May and June and plans to go back home. But she will continue playing shows in New York City and Los Angeles and the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival on April 29 and the Bonnaroo Music And Arts Festival on June 15. It was said that Allen is bored with America and she wants to work on her next album. Allen is a BRIT Award  nominated English pop artist, and known for songs such as "Smile" and "LDN". Her hit single "Smile" rose to the top of the British charts in July 2006.

Allen’s concerts have now been cancelled after she struggled with traveling and being away from family and friends but her festival dates will go on as planned as she’s getting paid quite a lot of money to do these festivals, which have much bigger audiences. She has rescheduled a few dates of her new U.S. Tour which is expected to be resumed by sometime later this year.

On her “MySpace” blog, Allen joked that fame was a lot of hard work. "I thought that being a pop star meant going out getting trashed with famous people and sleeping in all day. The fact that this is not true has come as a huge disappointment to me, and as a result I am throwing the towel in." Allen also mentioned that she has been touring non-stop for the last year and feels that her recent performances weren't very good. She said that the break is only temporary and not the result of anything else going on in her life, saying, "I am not falling apart at the seams, I am not suffering with exhaustion, I am not pregnant, and I am not going to rehab. I will be here in America, promoting the album and also starting to write the second album, which I am beyond excited about."

Allen apologized to her fans who bought tickets to the cancelled shows.

Courtney Love was spotted wearing a bikini in Maui over the weekend, and it’s a miracle that the cameras were able to capture her on film. Usually dark creatures of the night such as vampires and… her, don’t have a reflection in the mirror and can’t be captured on tape! Her stomach looks actually worse than Tara Reid’s! Which would be humanly impossible, but calling Courtney a human, would be like saying vampires prefer mineral water to blood! She looks as if the plastic surgeon got confused and didn’t know whether to liposuction her fat out or just stick a blender in and mix it around! You know, some people just shouldn’t go out in sunlight because they are too damn scary for normal humans and can traumatize quite a few! There should be a law against what Courtney is doing! But Bush is too busy crying about the fact that nobody in giving him blowjobs to mind the people’s needs and put an end to all this evil exposing of rotted flesh!

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had a five hour meeting yesterday and finally reached a settlement in their divorce. K-Fed will only get $1 million after the airtight pre-nuptial drafted by Britney's lawyer and the two will have joint custody of the kids, sharing physical custody 50/50. Although $1 million still sounds like way too much. If they made things fair based on what they contributed to the marriage, K-Fed would've left this thing with two balloons and a tube of toothpaste. I just don’t get why Britney is attracted to guys that must have something wrong with them! Than again, I almost forgot who I’m talking about! Britney isn’t exactly the greatest asset you can get! I don’t know ow she is as a wife, but I do know her a singer and a public person! And if her flaws are available in marriage, than Kevin really did work for that money! I don’t understand why they broke up. She’s dumb and he’s a bum! They’re meant for each other!

Ow on a work front.Well I've totally finished the cosmetic surgery clinic part

It is well known that clowns are the earthly form evil takes to destroy reason and peace! The whole story that they’re colorful and try to be funny for the kids is all crap! They’re actually evil demented beings who can’t fit in among normal people so they annoy instead! So I admire Jennifer Love Hewitt! I really do! She was spotted at Universal Studios with her boyfriend getting harassed by one of these low-life creepy-crawling creatures of the night! If I were her, I would’ve gagged him with one of the colorful scarves he has in his sleeve,  made him choke on a balloon shaped like a mad dog, and strangled him to death, ridding the world of at least one of them! Clowns, hippies and rednecks… The three forms that demons from hell take! I don’t understand how God allows these beings to roam free on earth! And if God won’t do anything about it, the police authorities sure should!

Ow, a little news on the work front. This is what I’m going to change next the dog insurance page

Now, I know the Avril Lavigne has made her come-back for a while now. But I’d just like to take a moment to tribute the beautiful, wild child she used to be and the… fake poser she is now! I mean, com on! She used to respect herself! And I understand, she went through some changes, got married, blah, blah, but the blonde hair short pants and fishnet stockings are like a nightmare come true! The music video ‘girlfriend’ is a disgusting representation of Avril in two very disappointing states (blonde and geek) and the whole thing is being promoted through her image as a brunet which kind of reminds us of what she used to be. And lyrics such as ‘hey hey, you, you!? and ‘I’m the m***********g princess’ my stomach ache! Genuinely ache! And also, my heart aches knowing what a loss this is to pop-rock! My condolences to Avril Lavigne the wild child! She is truly dead!