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		<title>Watch Brian Blessed Comedy Video Online</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you want to Watch a Brian Blessed Comedy Video Online, then this is the post for you. I found this - Henry 8.0 on the internet and it is just brilliant. Written by Glen long and Mark Davison, the comedy Sketch show is all about how henry the 8th lives in the modern world [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you want to Watch a Brian Blessed Comedy Video Online, then this is the post for you. I found this - Henry 8.0 on the internet and it is just brilliant. Written by Glen long and Mark Davison, the comedy Sketch show is all about how henry the 8th lives in the modern world where the internt exists. Here are a couple of videos from it:</p>
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<p>That is the video with Liily Allen. There is more though! He also did a whole bunch more including this really good one about internet dating:</p>
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<p>The Thing I love about Brian Blessed is his facial expressions and his acting. The guy is really just astonishigly expressive! Everything that he says, everything that he does in terms of the way that he says things is brilliant! Brian Blessed is hilarious! Just Hilarious!<br />
In this show - Henry 8.0 he plays Henry the 8th, king of England. He is living in the modern world and the thing is based around the computer and the internet. Created by Glen Long and Mark Davison this was the most popular BBC internet release to date.</p>
<p>Glen Long also brought to you Debt Monkey. Debt Monkey was an internet reality TV show where they paid off someones debts and then had control of their lives for 6 months. Now the show was brilliant, but I have to say, I would have loved to have seen Brian Blessed be the Debt Monket on their other show.</p>
<p>You can see more of Brian Blessed and Henry 8.0 on the BBC website comedy section.</p>
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We have just also put a new massage website live that I would like to do a shout out to. The massage people is not finished yet, but it is there to promote the <a href="http://www.themassagepeople.co.uk/">indian head massage</a> service that Manish and the boys are setting up. Check it out and any feedback whilst I am building it is very well recieved!</p>
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		<title>How We Miss Hitchcock!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
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I have just come across a really interesting forum on cult television programmes called &#8216;Playback&#8217;. But the thing that really made my day was to see someone mention &#8216;Alfred Hitchcock Presents&#8217;! You hardly ever hear this show talked about anymore. Even a lot of websites that are dedicated to cult TV shows seem to completely [...]]]></description>
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<p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt">I have just come across a really interesting forum on cult television programmes called &lsquo;Playback&rsquo;. But the thing that <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">really</i> made my day was to see someone mention <a href="http://www.universal-playback.com/forum/alfred-hitchcock-presents/501-alfred-hitchcock-presents-why-there-nothing-like-now.html">&lsquo;Alfred Hitchcock Presents&rsquo;</a>! You hardly ever hear this show talked about anymore. Even a lot of websites that are <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">dedicated</i> to <a href="http://www.universal-playback.com/">cult TV</a> shows seem to completely overlook it most of the time.</p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Someone in the forum states, quite correctly, that there is <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">nothing </i>on today&rsquo;s television that&rsquo;s on the same <span id="more-183"></span>level as Hitchcock&rsquo;s brilliant series. It also seems strange why this is so&#8230; Short programmes with a twist in the tail have always been incredibly popular with viewers. They are the sort of thing that appeals to loads of people. Don&rsquo;t any TV channels <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">want</i> to attract droves of mystery fans?</p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Just think about how many different programmes there have been like this over the years; &lsquo;One Step Beyond&rsquo;, &lsquo;The Twilight Zone&rsquo;, &lsquo;Tales of the Unexpected&rsquo;, &lsquo;The Night Gallery&rsquo;, &lsquo;Tales From The Dark Side&rsquo;. There has always been <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">something </i>like &lsquo;Alfred Hitchcock Presents&rsquo; on TV&#8230; until recently that is. In the last few years there appears to have been a serious &lsquo;half-hour mystery famine&rsquo;. The only &lsquo;twisted stories&rsquo; show that we have <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">these days</i> is &lsquo;Tales from the Crypt&rsquo;; and the less said about <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">that one</i>, the better&#8230;</p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Maybe someone who&rsquo;s in charge of programme schedules will read this article (you never know!). I am sure I&rsquo;m not the only person to miss this kind of show. Mind you, if they come up with something new then it&rsquo;ll have to be very good to get anywhere<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"> near </i>the quality of Alfred Hitchcock. The guy was an absolute genius. I would love to know what films he&rsquo;d have gone on to make if he was still around.</p>
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		<title>Bone Of (Un)Contention.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
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There is so much misery, hopelessness and depression in the news that when you come across a story with a bit of happiness it sticks out like a sore thumb! This is one such article&#8230;
We have all heard of magical instances where water is turned into wine or a staff suddenly becomes a snake, but [...]]]></description>
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<p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt">There is so much misery, hopelessness and depression in the news that when you come across a story with a bit of <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">happiness </i>it sticks out like a sore thumb! This is one such article&#8230;</p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt">We have all heard of magical instances where water is turned into wine or a staff suddenly becomes a snake, but you do not expect to see anything like this in the<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"> real </i>world. Well, here is something that is actually along the very same <span id="more-182"></span>lines&#8230; Scientists have found a way of turning <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">wood</i> into <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">bone</i>!</p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt">You don&rsquo;t believe me? Check out the story yourself on the BBC News site. Some amazingly clever people in Italy have actually worked out a way to take an ordinary lump of wood and change it into a new substance that is virtually identical to the bones inside us all. The process sounds surprisingly simple (heating, reheating and extreme pressure) and it only takes around <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">ten days</i> to complete.</p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt">The possibilities of this breakthrough are amazing. The material has already been implanted into sheep that have arthritis and the results have been excellent. It can actually be used on <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">load-bearing</i> bones and the body appears to accept the substance without any problems whatsoever. Not only that, but real bones will actually <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">fuse</i> around the &lsquo;pseudo&rsquo; one. Within the space of a few months, it is thought that it will be <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">virtually impossible</i> to see any joins!</p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt">This is the sort of research that I love to hear about. Science can perform some truly magical feats if money is invested into the <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">right </i>areas of research. It is expected to be ready for use on humans in around five year&rsquo;s time.</p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt">I am no expert on orthopaedics, but I am sure that this new technique is going to be of enormous benefit to thousands of people in the future.</p>
<p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt">One last thing before I go that may be surprising to you all, last week it was my birthday, and my friend Abbigail gave me a <a href="http://www.courthouseclinics.com/women/non-surgical/skin-peels">skin peels</a> as a gift. I feel I should mention, I have no idea what she was trying to convey me; but after I got over the comparative blow of how unusual the present was, I went and realized that it was actually quite lovely. I would endorse it to anyone</p>
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		<title>Ways to Deal with In-Laws</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have always enjoyed Christmas! It is a time when families come together and everyone is happy.
Who am I fooling? At my house it is an absolute nightmare on Christmas Day. The in-laws have never liked me very much and they make it quite clear. But that’s okay; instead of dreading my husband’s parents coming [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;">I have always enjoyed Christmas! It is a time when families come together and everyone is happy.</p>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;">Who am I fooling? At my <a href="http://www.universal-playback.com/house-m-d">house</a> it is an absolute nightmare on Christmas Day. The in-laws have never liked me very much and they make it quite clear. But that’s okay; instead of dreading my husband’s parents coming round for Christmas dinner I make a meal of it (literally)&#8230;</p>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;">Last year was a scream. Janet (my mother-in-law) is vegetarian so I used this to my full advantage. When I dished-up her Christmas dinner (which she had spent two hours finding fault with in my kitchen) it looked fit for a queen. And it was, until I poured meat-based gravy over every inch of it!</p>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;">Of course, I did tell her what I’d done; just not until she had eaten quite a bit of it&#8230; It was great to watch her scurry off into the kitchen and see her return a few minutes later with a Marmite sandwich! I am cruel, aren’t I?</p>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;">Bob (my father-in-law) spent the afternoon breaking wind and telling us all jokes that weren’t funny. Imagine his surprise when I ‘accidently’ stood on his nasal hair remover that we had bought him for Christmas! He got so mardy about it that he could easily have been mistaken for a five year old.</p>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;">As it became clear that they intended to stay well into the evening, I sat racking my brains. There was no way that I could put up with another three or four hours of their company&#8230; And then I had a brainwave. Janet has a terrible phobia about spiders, so when I began to tell them about a tarantula that I had been looking after for my neighbour I could sense her growing unease. By the time that I made up a story about it having escaped from its tank, they had decided it might be best to be heading home.</p>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;">I can’t wait to see them both this year&#8230; I have all kinds of lovely surprises in store!</p>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;">Sidebar: my friend Emily gave me a <a href="http://www.courthouseclinics.com/women/non-surgical/skin-peels">chemical peel</a> as a gift. Now I have to say, I have no idea what she was trying to convey me; but after I got over the relative surprise of how unusual the present was, I went and realized that it was actually quite delightful. I would speak well of it to anyone</p>
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		<title>The Wisdom of Doc Croc.</title>
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 It never ceases to amaze me when I come across a really useful blog. For anyone who is interested in SEO it is well worth having a look at &#8216;Doc Croc&#8217;.
 There are posts on just about anything connected to SEO on here and the best thing about it is that it&#8217;s all written [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> It never ceases to amaze me when I come across a really useful blog. For anyone who is interested in SEO it is well worth having a look at &lsquo;<a href="http://www.doccroc.co.uk/">Doc Croc</a>&rsquo;.</p>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> There are posts on just about anything connected to SEO on here and the best thing about it is that it&rsquo;s all written in a way that&rsquo;s easy to understand. There are plenty of SEO blogs out there, but a lot of them are written in such <span id="more-180"></span>a way that the only people who can understand them are&#8230; people who are masters of SEO.</p>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> And that is sort of missing the point of it all, isn&rsquo;t it? </p>
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		<title>Help - My Cat Needs A Diet</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note: I just updated the enigin post with a video.

How do you know if your cat is overweight? Well, first you should be able to feel their ribcage, although thin cats have a little bit of a stomach in between their hind legs. Between the hips and ribs, you should notice a waist rather than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Note: I just updated the <a href="http://abb4.com/2009/06/08/enigin/">enigin</a> post with a video.</p>
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<p>How do you know if your cat is overweight? Well, first you should be able to feel their ribcage, although thin cats have a little bit of a stomach in between their hind legs. Between the hips and ribs, you should notice a waist rather than a bulge.</p>
<p>An <a href="http://www.furrylens.co.uk/2009/02/04/the-truth-behind-the-fat-cat/">overweight cat</a> is an unhealthy cat. An overweight cat can run into some serious health issues such as liver disease, arthritis, renal disease and heart failure, so it&#8217;s important to get <span id="more-179"></span>and keep it&#8217;s weight down.</p>
<p>Certain reasons for becoming overweight are boredom, stress, competition with other cats when it comes to food and consuming excessive amounts of food do to not being able to digest it properly. </p>
<p>You do not need to starve your cat to help it lose weight. Just be sure to choose the right foods. Premium cat food is good and staying away from cat food that includes excessive amounts of fiber. Also, give your cat plenty of exercise by playing with it. You can help your cat lose weight, it just might take some time. If you are still having trouble with your cats weight, the best thing to do is to take them to the vet. And the trip won&#8217;t cost you as much if you have proper <a href="http://www.stonewaysinsurance.co.uk/inter_dogcat.html">pet insurance</a>, so all you will need to focus on is a healthy kitty! </p>
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