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Myths

April 6th, 2010

Growing up, I remember there being an awful lot of myths. There were myths for everything no matter what. To name but a few there was the myth about the legendary bright green bum bag being the holy grail of bum bags, the one about all the men and women employed especially to [...]

No: Just No

March 26th, 2010

What happened to the good old-fashioned classic “Hello, how are you?” I can’t remember the last time I heard it! Nowadays it’s anything but and rarer than cheap skin care treatment. Some of the worst offenders are: 1) “How’s it going?” 2) “All good?” 3) “Been time”. And the deplorable 4) “Wassup?”
It’s got to [...]

Get Implanted

March 22nd, 2010

If there’s a part of your body which has skin on it then, chances are, you’ll be able to get an implant in it too. And we’re not just talking breasts. You can get an implant anywhere: Back implants, Calf implants, Penis implants (although implants plural might be overkill. If you’re that desperate [...]

Easy And Good

March 19th, 2010

It’s very easy to believe things. A good copy-writer will be able to take a series of what are actually very mundane facts, and turn them in to compelling reading that has you hooked on every word and needing more. And energy-saving is no stranger to this practice of sexing things up. I forget how [...]

The Wasters

March 17th, 2010

You see them everywhere. They are a people so disturbing that even speaking of them is inducing minor heart-attacks in various parts of my brain: something which should not be possible! In towns, cities, villages. The curse of a nation so unthinkably wasteful that nothing, not even tea is safe from a premature demise. Who [...]

Good Change

March 8th, 2010

My grandparents, like many, hate change. Change is their enemy. I don’t blame them, I can be a stickler for change myself, and I grew up in this wild information sending age. What must it have been like for them?! It must have been frightening discovering that things such as ‘mouses’ can, without any wires [...]