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Former Spice Girl claims Eddie Murphy is her baby’s dad

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Melanie Brown (31), former Spice Girl, has given birth to a new baby on April 3 in Santa Monica, Calif. She named her baby daughter Angel Iris Murphy Brown. She has chosen that name as she believes that Eddie Murphy (46), her ex-boyfriend, is the father of the baby. Murphy is an American actor and comedian who won a Golden Globe and was nominated to an Academy Award.

Brown said that the name was inspired by a number of things: "Angel, as she was my little angel through my pregnancy. Iris, as it's my grandma's name, Murphy because he's the dad, and Brown, because I'm the Mum!"

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Jude Law got a new girlfriend

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Jude Law, (35), got himself a new girlfriend goes by the name of Kim Hersov and they are now on holiday in India together. It was reported in the Harper's Bazaar magazine that they met a couple of months ago and their relationship has been developing slowly.

The Sun reported that the couple is supposed to pair in February, but there's still been nothing official from either side of them.

Jude is trying now to avoid the media that previousely blew up around his relationship with Sienna Miller, his ex-fiancée, whom relationship was over on November, 2006.

Jude Law is an Academy Award nominated English actor who was married to Sadie Frost on 1997. They have three children together. They divorced on 2005 after a settlement of nearly two years negotiations. (more…)

Lily Allen cancels the majority of her tour to the U.S

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

The British pop star Lily Allen, (21), has cancelled majority of her North American tour dates in May and June and plans to go back home. But she will continue playing shows in New York City and Los Angeles and the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival on April 29 and the Bonnaroo Music And Arts Festival on June 15. It was said that Allen is bored with America and she wants to work on her next album. Allen is a BRIT Award  nominated English pop artist, and known for songs such as "Smile" and "LDN". Her hit single "Smile" rose to the top of the British charts in July 2006.

Allen’s concerts have now been cancelled after she struggled with traveling and being away from family and friends but her festival dates will go on as planned as she’s getting paid quite a lot of money to do these festivals, which have much bigger audiences. She has rescheduled a few dates of her new U.S. Tour which is expected to be resumed by sometime later this year.

On her “MySpace” blog, Allen joked that fame was a lot of hard work. "I thought that being a pop star meant going out getting trashed with famous people and sleeping in all day. The fact that this is not true has come as a huge disappointment to me, and as a result I am throwing the towel in." Allen also mentioned that she has been touring non-stop for the last year and feels that her recent performances weren't very good. She said that the break is only temporary and not the result of anything else going on in her life, saying, "I am not falling apart at the seams, I am not suffering with exhaustion, I am not pregnant, and I am not going to rehab. I will be here in America, promoting the album and also starting to write the second album, which I am beyond excited about."

Allen apologized to her fans who bought tickets to the cancelled shows.

 


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Courtney Love is even uglier than Tara Reid

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

Courtney Love was spotted wearing a bikini in Maui over the weekend, and it’s a miracle that the cameras were able to capture her on film. Usually dark creatures of the night such as vampires and… her, don’t have a reflection in the mirror and can’t be captured on tape! Her stomach looks actually worse than Tara Reid’s! Which would be humanly impossible, but calling Courtney a human, would be like saying vampires prefer mineral water to blood! She looks as if the plastic surgeon got confused and didn’t know whether to liposuction her fat out or just stick a blender in and mix it around! You know, some people just shouldn’t go out in sunlight because they are too damn scary for normal humans and can traumatize quite a few! There should be a law against what Courtney is doing! But Bush is too busy crying about the fact that nobody in giving him blowjobs to mind the people’s needs and put an end to all this evil exposing of rotted flesh!

Avril Lavigne turned lame

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Now, I know the Avril Lavigne has made her come-back for a while now. But I’d just like to take a moment to tribute the beautiful, wild child she used to be and the… fake poser she is now! I mean, com on! She used to respect herself! And I understand, she went through some changes, got married, blah, blah, but the blonde hair short pants and fishnet stockings are like a nightmare come true! The music video ‘girlfriend’ is a disgusting representation of Avril in two very disappointing states (blonde and geek) and the whole thing is being promoted through her image as a brunet which kind of reminds us of what she used to be. And lyrics such as ‘hey hey, you, you!? and ‘I’m the m***********g princess’ my stomach ache! Genuinely ache! And also, my heart aches knowing what a loss this is to pop-rock! My condolences to Avril Lavigne the wild child! She is truly dead!

Becoming Eligitable

Thursday, October 12th, 2006

Okay I have soemthing quite wierd happen, basically two things happened in a very short amount of time. Firstly I moved out of home, into a huge staely home type house, It's really lovely (Too nice almost) and SEcondly my finances improved dramatically this has had one very odd effect, my elligatablity has sky rocketed.
Basically a month ago I was the poor saddo living with his Mum, How I'm an upwardly able young professional. It's very strange. Within one week of moving out I ended up sleeping with one of my old friends, which is really strange.
I mean I had always fancied her, but I'm fairly sure she's going out with someone else. I just kind of feel like I haven't had a chance to get my head around it all. I'm mean I haven't even had time to get a arial for my TV set yet.
Anyway this is just another example of how I should just calm down for god sake, I better start think like a young professional not a mummys boy.

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