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Filter in photoshop fun.

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

I’ve created a whole of bizzare images with photoshop. I uncovered this picture whilst surfing the web and have been messing about with the built in feature of photoshop. It’s capable of doing some amazing stuff.



I love the Mosaic filter:

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Not drunk at a wedding reception

Saturday, September 10th, 2005

Now I have the delight of dispensing alchole at a wedding recepition for Aquila catering. This may be hard work, I have only done it once and I was good, but I can’t stand being at a party and not being drunk. Last time I did it, I hated it these were a low down on my favorite parts:

  • Not being allowed to stick my head in the choclate fountain.
  • Being Soba, Whilst giving away free drinks.
  • Getting in a slanging match with the groom
  • Getting hit on by a 20 stone 7 foot drunk giant.

but to lighten the mood:

On this day I resolve to:
Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead.

ditto

Last but not least some killer sites I found. Have you ever wanted to design your own personal rug? have a look at these ones. This is what we used for the promotion of shrimp rocket a mate of mine does the Textile printing at supreme creations.

You want more? Well I’m spent!

Friday should be the begining of the weekend.

Friday, September 9th, 2005

Today has been slow. I’ve heard sqwat about the job and The exchange server still won’t talk to access. I’ve wasted the day filing. Don’t you envy my exciting life.. Yep it was tiresome and I’m far from finishing, God know when I will be finished I haven’t even made a dent
But this weekend I’m working for Aqulia at a wedding which should be fun.

But that not what I’m here for:

“In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.”
- Spike Milligan

And now for some new sites I’ve been amusing myself with. I have another stupid but addictive game, it’s called ALAIS it’s a strange combination of mouse plus keyboard, try it. My mate Dave has quit his job as a pasta chef and is now working for first4sale a online estate agent, check it out.

Until next time. I leave you with a tear in my eye.

New Job on the horizon.

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

Even though I haven’t managed to fix the mail problem, I do feel like I have had a valuable day. I sent my CV in for a job at a law office today, up in Town, It’s a part time contract, so it’s no the end of my life I do but It’s £16,000 + benefits which would mean I could move out. Other news our nieghbours they are putting up a huge extension to their home and They have hired a new laborer, a beautiful
raven haired girl, she’s doing a fantasic job but she wated there.

Aparently though I have still managed to waste as incredible amount time:

“I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.”
- Spike Milligan

Last but not least some killer sites I found on my travels. Does anyone want a free gmail invite? For Promotinal business things why not give away cotton tea towels?

That all I got, leave me alone.

The show must go on.

Tuesday, September 6th, 2005

Well we’ve set a date for our next public performance for shrimp rocket. We settled for the 1st of next month and afterward we plan to have a public class on the Thursday afterward because numerous folks have just been turning up we have reduced all the other run through to the core group.

But I’ve still had time to look at rubbish on the net.

But I was quite glad to find out on the internet:

Nixies’s bits are best described as his “tireless salami“.

Here’s some cool websites I’ve been amusing myself with. Are you interested in comedy? Live in London? Check out the london comedy blog. My mate Dave has quit his job as a pasta chef and is now working for first4sale a online estate agent, check it out.

That enought from me, goodbye.

The gods day of rest!

Sunday, September 4th, 2005

Just a lazy sunday afternoon, I have spent all daytime just dripping around with my relatives. It’s been cosy. We installed a weird little log fire in the living room and my sis began doing internet dating, that really hard for me to come to terms with however I suppose it make sense in this age.

But I’ve still had time to look at rubbish on the net.


Journeying Artificial Machine Engineered for Scientific Infiltration, Systematic Gratification and Accurate Yelling

Robots wouldn’t lie!

Here’s some webs offerings using the old googster. Are you interested in comedy? Live in London? Check out the london comedy blog. Here is a place wear you can buy the same hats that everyone else buys but at factory prices.

Until next time. I leave you with a tear in my eye.