My online home! (soul for sale)

My laptop computer has died for the 8th time as far as I can tell. It’s driving me up the wall. For years I have hated laptops, but I am a one-man band and I need to be able to show my work to my clients. My one year old laptop Has now completely died, twenty four hours after the warrenty became void, almost like it knew exactly how long my warranty was. I have wasted a day trying to fix it, damm thing. It worked for a couple of days just long enough for me to install everything on it again and then it fucks up requiring me to spend another £50 and lose two days of my life.

Anyway onto silliness.

I adopted a cute lil’ fetus! Hooray fetus!

What about various fantasic stuff I’ve been amusing myself with. Oooo why not suprise your mum with a birthday Tea Towels? Nothing says I love you like a tea towel! (Sarcasm) Do you remeber Sonic the hedgehog? Well here is a online version of the game called ultimate sonic.

But enought of this, I have work to do. Bye.

Well after all the weekend fun its back to the grindstone. Lucky I only have to work one day a week. Because I work for myself ninety percent of the time that means I only have to sit at a desk once a week. The odd thing is, it’s like having a entire week crammed into one day I crawl out of bed in the morning wishign it was till sunday and you got to work then you come home like it’s a Friday and your weekends just about to start.

Ahh forget that feast your eyes on this rubbish.

Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow.

– Chris Rock

Just to complete your day how about some cool sites I have been looking at. My office has just ordered a coffee machine and they keep going on about their website, fairly cool I suppose. Design your own comedy Aprons!

That all I got, leave me alone.

The party was cool. Johney and Kerry are excellent hosts.

I ended up going as a mummy, cos I’d run out of ideas. It went down really well. But mine was rubbish compared to some others the most impressive was the exocist. The best bit was seeing all the undead doing karaoke!!

But to lighten the mood:

apparently I am laffy taffy what ever that is!!

Just to complete your day how about some killer stuff I have been procrastinate with! Does anyone want a free gmail invite? Design your own comedy Aprons!

But now I must go.

Today we are going to have our second open session. I invited everyone back after the last show but I don’t think I was that persuasive. Hopefully Molly will turn up but I’m positive that Tom will come.

We don’t have that much of a plan, which I suppose is rather unprofessional but it’s forgivable after our first performance.

Apparently though I have still managed to waste as incredible amount time:

I love what I got out of they fight crime today:

He’s a time-tossed flyboy sorceror who knows the secret of the alien

of the law. They fight crime!

I know you’ve all been waiting for the cool websites I’ve been amusing myself with. Here’s a forum I have been hanging around in. Here is a place wear you can buy the same hats that everyone else buys but at factory prices.

Well I bored! Think I’ll go eat something.

Well my sis, liz and frazer are decorating their flat like the Bates Motel for one night only THIS HALLOWEEN so we can get all spooky and get drunk in the name of Halloween!

I’m really looking forward to it. Me, Johnny and Simon are all thinking of going. but we are not sure about costume yet. I might do something of the undead variety, maybe a Ghoul, Zombie or a Vampire. We may even coordinate, that would make things easier to find. I done a lot of dressing up at university, however I often over do it, it seem to be the thing at the moment, to throw fancy dress parties where everyone come dressed as the blue brothers or a movie star in a boring role and a smart suit made out of dead babies and everyone ignores me.

Well the performance went well. All of my worries about audience were uneccassary. Their were plenty of seats left over. My personal favorite line from the show is “souls yes I’ve got two of them”. Sorry I’m still hung over will fill in more detaisl tomorrow,

But your not here to talk about me:

I adopted a poison fetus!

Here’s some cool sites I stumbled across. An old family of mine has started a online gallery of still life. Have a look. This is what we used for the promotion of shrimp rocket a friend of mine does the Textile printing at supreme creations.

Bye-Bye