My online home! (soul for sale)

Well the performance went well. All of my worries about audience were uneccassary. Their were plenty of seats left over. My personal favorite line from the show is “souls yes I’ve got two of them”. Sorry I’m still hung over will fill in more detaisl tomorrow,

But your not here to talk about me:

I adopted a poison fetus!

Here’s some cool sites I stumbled across. An old family of mine has started a online gallery of still life. Have a look. This is what we used for the promotion of shrimp rocket a friend of mine does the Textile printing at supreme creations.

Bye-Bye

Well tomorrow is the performance. Hooray and we’re doing a Halloween special. Whcih is a little short sighted of us, we have to use the genre of horror film which is usually cleverely put together so it is scarey with suspense and so on, which we haven’t really done before.

The show starts at 5:30 upstair in the blue post pub just up the road from the comedy store.

Plus Valeria is now a fully paid up member of the group and now she�s bringing 10 of her mates to see the show. Which is cool,however we only have a capacity of 21 and that already full . So we may have a oxygen problem.

But I’ve still had time to look at rubbish on the net.

“We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!”

- Denis Leary

Just to complete your day how about some killer sites I found on my travels. Michal has started a website for her Jewish speeddating in London have a look. Well if your bored their a huge selection of online games on lunararcade.

That all I got, leave me alone.

Now I’m bricking it, tomorrow is the big performance. Hurrah and for some stupid reason we have settled on a Halloween sepcial. Which may not be such a blessing, we aren’t very good at horror film genre which may prove rather unscary, exspecaly when the big monster we have been building up to turn out to be me cross eyed.

Anyway the show is at the blue post just up the road from the comedy store.

Ow and we did ask Valeria to join and she has invited ten of her friends to come see the show. That is really great,however it’s just a small pub room! . So it might be squeeze.

Anyway onto silliness.

” A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: ‘Can I help, sir?’ ‘No thanks,’ says the blind bloke. ‘Just looking.”‘

- Tommy Cooper

I know you’ve all been waiting for the cool websites I found by reading other blogs. Are you a Art fan, have a look at this huge collection of painting of still life. He’s a shamless plug for a company that we work with coffee vending machines.

But enought of this, I have work to do. Bye.

I sent out a memo to to everyone basically stating the point that we are being a little unproactive and bizarrely everyone agreed or a the most was silent. At least Diane replied she wrote:

“Valerie is a bit of a different kettle of seafood though - she was after all one of the founder members of the group when we formed after the comedy course”

Not everyone has had their say yet but we will discuss this tonight. The main thing is I want the rest of the group to have a opinion, Valeria is not really the main issue but just letting her in because it easier than upsetting her is pitiful.

But that not what I’m here for:

Sorry Phil, if the robot says it it must be true.

I know you’ve all been waiting for the killer stuff I found by reading other blogs. Are you interested in comedy? Live in London? Check out the london comedy blog. Another friend of mine has started a online gallery of still life. Have a look.

Hay the Simpsons is on, I’m outta here.

A mate of mine has asked to join our impro troop. Today everybody has said they are fine with it and now they are just waiting for my approval the thing is. They are holding back, they want me to play the bad cop who makes the dicious if she can join or not because none of them want to be the bad cop.

So I’m in a moral quandray (if thats a word), I’ve already told them that Sam can’t join. Valeria is different though. . The thing that makes it harder is I’m not sure if we should let her join. but the situation is like this we can only really have one more person join the group So we really want someone who compliments us very well, and Valeria isn’t that complimentary, she plays a similar character to Devon and Richard in the way she functions on stage.

Aparently though I have still managed to waste as incredible amount time:

Ta Da batman fetus!

Here is some other new sites I’ve been amusing myself with. This is what we used for the promotion of shrimp rocket a mate of mine does the Textile printing at supreme creations. Do you remeber Sonic the hedgehog? Well here is a online version of the game called ultimate sonic.

And it goodbye from me and goodbye from er me.

I’ve been having a little play with photoshop. I discovered this jpeg on my travel and have been messing about using photoshop filters. Soem of the stuff you can do is fantasic.

Just to complete your day how about some great stuff I found whilst surfing. Here is a selection of the worst short stories you have ever seen, they don’t promise to be anything else, but can be quite amusing. Have you ever wanted to design your own personal rug? have a look at these ones.

And now the time is near and I must face my final curtain…