Jordan's Reducing the Assets
The tabloids are reporting that Jordan (Katie Price) is going to have a boob reduction as a Christmas gift. I’m sure that this is going to have flat chested chicks and most men scratching their heads with bewilderment, but seriously people, unless you have to lug around a pair of breasts like that, you have no idea what kind of a burden they are. If you’re currently in the A cup size range, and think you’d die for boobs like Jordan, be careful what you wish for. Clothes are made for matchsticks, the fashion industry doesn’t do boobs – you have to belong to the glamour industry for chest size to measure, which is the root of Jordan’s current problem, and which doesn’t usually require much (if any) clothing! Big breasts are also heavy – there’s going to be an enviable instant weight loss with the breast reduction – and they get in the way.
Unless you’ve ever walked around for any period of time with two large bags of flour strapped to your chest and know how it affects your posture and back, don’t criticize Jordan and Andre on this one, because this time they’re making one of those “good choice” decisions that health advocates are always on about!