Courtney Love was spotted wearing a bikini in Maui over the weekend, and it’s a miracle that the cameras were able to capture her on film. Usually dark creatures of the night such as vampires and… her, don’t have a reflection in the mirror and can’t be captured on tape! Her stomach looks actually worse than Tara Reid’s! Which would be humanly impossible, but calling Courtney a human, would be like saying vampires prefer mineral water to blood! She looks as if the plastic surgeon got confused and didn’t know whether to liposuction her fat out or just stick a blender in and mix it around! You know, some people just shouldn’t go out in sunlight because they are too damn scary for normal humans and can traumatize quite a few! There should be a law against what Courtney is doing! But Bush is too busy crying about the fact that nobody in giving him blowjobs to mind the people’s needs and put an end to all this evil exposing of rotted flesh!