It is well known that clowns are the earthly form evil takes to destroy reason and peace! The whole story that they’re colorful and try to be funny for the kids is all crap! They’re actually evil demented beings who can’t fit in among normal people so they annoy instead! So I admire Jennifer Love [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt survives crazy clown attack
Avril Lavigne turned lame
Now, I know the Avril Lavigne has made her come-back for a while now. But I’d just like to take a moment to tribute the beautiful, wild child she used to be and the… fake poser she is now! I mean, com on! She used to respect herself! And I understand, she went through some [...]
Well I’m Wembley-Whelmed!
So the new Wembley Stadium is FINALLY completed and undergoing its safety certification checks. Forgive me if I’m not chanting “Go Wembley” from one of the 2618 public toilet facilities but I think that £800 million to create one arena where thousands of people can pay mega-amounts to watch overpaid footballers and singers perform is [...]
Roman Catholic Church Turns Drama Queen
Parliament’s decision not to amend the Equality Act (sexual orientation) Regulations should be a big dose of reality for the Roman Catholic Church. A religion that has been steeped in controversy over child sexual abuse claims in recent years, obviously believing that all gay people have the same urges as the priests who have molested [...]
Winehouse needs some time to Whine
(Sorry I though I would try a pun at least I try)
Amy Winehouse has cancelled a whole bunch of gigs, and why I hear you cry. Is she in Rehab, Has she broken her face in some kind of coked up car carsh, noooooo she split up with her boyfriend.
Apperently they couldn't hold [...]
Iraqi Insurgents Unleash Chemical Weapons
In yet another sign of the worsening conditions in
Iraq, suicide bombers have added chemical weapons to their arsenals, driving trucks full of chlorine gas into busy areas in Ramadi and Fallujah. At least eight people were killed, and 350 more were forced to hospital to receive treatment for burned lungs and skin.
Although the death toll [...]
