Archive for March, 2007

Jennifer Love Hewitt survives crazy clown attack

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

It is well known that clowns are the earthly form evil takes to destroy reason and peace! The whole story that they’re colorful and try to be funny for the kids is all crap! They’re actually evil demented beings who can’t fit in among normal people so they annoy instead! So I admire Jennifer Love Hewitt! I really do! She was spotted at Universal Studios with her boyfriend getting harassed by one of these low-life creepy-crawling creatures of the night! If I were her, I would’ve gagged him with one of the colorful scarves he has in his sleeve,  made him choke on a balloon shaped like a mad dog, and strangled him to death, ridding the world of at least one of them! Clowns, hippies and rednecks… The three forms that demons from hell take! I don’t understand how God allows these beings to roam free on earth! And if God won’t do anything about it, the police authorities sure should!

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Avril Lavigne turned lame

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Now, I know the Avril Lavigne has made her come-back for a while now. But I’d just like to take a moment to tribute the beautiful, wild child she used to be and the… fake poser she is now! I mean, com on! She used to respect herself! And I understand, she went through some changes, got married, blah, blah, but the blonde hair short pants and fishnet stockings are like a nightmare come true! The music video ‘girlfriend’ is a disgusting representation of Avril in two very disappointing states (blonde and geek) and the whole thing is being promoted through her image as a brunet which kind of reminds us of what she used to be. And lyrics such as ‘hey hey, you, you!? and ‘I’m the m***********g princess’ my stomach ache! Genuinely ache! And also, my heart aches knowing what a loss this is to pop-rock! My condolences to Avril Lavigne the wild child! She is truly dead!

Well I’m Wembley-Whelmed!

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

So the new Wembley Stadium is FINALLY completed and undergoing its safety certification checks.  Forgive me if I’m not chanting “Go Wembley” from one of the 2618 public toilet facilities but I think that £800 million to create one arena where thousands of people can pay mega-amounts to watch overpaid footballers and singers perform is a big much.

We have a huge number of homeless people across the UK €? what could a tiny proportion of that £800 million have meant to the organizations who are trying to help these people get back on their feet.  Oh don’t tell me that they are there because they’re junkies and alcoholics – maybe back in the day that was true, but these days often the difference between them and us is a 1% interest rise on our already over-inflated mortgages!

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Roman Catholic Church Turns Drama Queen

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

Parliament’s decision not to amend the Equality Act (sexual orientation) Regulations should be a big dose of reality for the Roman Catholic Church.  A religion that has been steeped in controversy over child sexual abuse claims in recent years, obviously believing that all gay people have the same urges as the priests who have molested young people in their congregations.  That would be no!  Most gay people are just like straight people, they have a partner they love, and home that would welcome a child that they are otherwise unable to have themselves because of the sexual path they walk.

I appreciate that the Catholic Church is a little behind the times and still believes that being gay is a lifestyle choice, rather like choosing what kind of car to drive, but it’s about time it opened its eyes.  Homosexuality isn’t chosen, and it’s not contagious.  It’s something you’re born with.

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Winehouse needs some time to Whine

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

(Sorry I though I would try a pun at least I try)

Amy Winehouse has cancelled a whole bunch of gigs, and why I hear you cry. Is she in Rehab, Has she broken her face in some kind of coked up car carsh, noooooo she split up with her boyfriend.

Apperently they couldn't hold her perfectly botox face together. Amy Spli up with Alex Jones-Donelly at the begining of this month, right in the middle of a killer load of gigs and concerts, so the poor girtl hasn't had a second to sit and cry. Personally I do feel sorry for her, I actually like Amy (which for me is a rareity) I understand it too. I suppose as you get more famous, you need to relie on the people around you so much more, rather than your world expanding it must kind of contract and when you lose someone that close it's got to be a huge chunk of your life.

But then again, she can look forward to a whole load of publicity when she starts sleeping with some has been from E17.

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Iraqi Insurgents Unleash Chemical Weapons

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

In yet another sign of the worsening conditions in Iraq, suicide bombers have added chemical weapons to their arsenals, driving trucks full of chlorine gas into busy areas in Ramadi and Fallujah. At least eight people were killed, and 350 more were forced to hospital to receive treatment for burned lungs and skin.

 

Although the death toll was not as high as other suicide bombings, the three attacks were a true act of terrorism, since the fear of chemical warfare is strong in the Iraqi people. They have had to face gas attacks first-hand in the past.

It is so sad that the best minds in the UK And US alike have not been able to find a solution in Iraq That leads to less violence instead of more. The “surge” of additional troops in the area had seemed to have a positive effect before these attacks, and the US Was attempting to win over civilians by opening medical centers.

 

However, it is hard to mark true progress when it takes hundreds or thousands of people to increase security, and only a few to wreak havoc.

One way or another, something needs to be done in the area – and soon. Why can’t our leaders manage to come up with a sound and workable plan?

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