My online home! (soul for sale)

Well my sis, liz and frazer are decorating their flat like the Bates Motel for one night only THIS HALLOWEEN so we can get all spooky and get drunk in the name of Halloween!

I’m really looking forward to it. Me, Johnny and Simon are all thinking of going. but we are not sure about costume yet. I might do something of the undead variety, maybe a Ghoul, Zombie or a Vampire. We may even coordinate, that would make things easier to find. I done a lot of dressing up at university, however I often over do it, it seem to be the thing at the moment, to throw fancy dress parties where everyone come dressed as the blue brothers or a movie star in a boring role and a smart suit made out of dead babies and everyone ignores me.

Well the performance went well. All of my worries about audience were uneccassary. Their were plenty of seats left over. My personal favorite line from the show is “souls yes I’ve got two of them”. Sorry I’m still hung over will fill in more detaisl tomorrow,

But your not here to talk about me:

I adopted a poison fetus!

Here’s some cool sites I stumbled across. An old family of mine has started a online gallery of still life. Have a look. This is what we used for the promotion of shrimp rocket a friend of mine does the Textile printing at supreme creations.

Bye-Bye

Well tomorrow is the performance. Hooray and we’re doing a Halloween special. Whcih is a little short sighted of us, we have to use the genre of horror film which is usually cleverely put together so it is scarey with suspense and so on, which we haven’t really done before.

The show starts at 5:30 upstair in the blue post pub just up the road from the comedy store.

Plus Valeria is now a fully paid up member of the group and now she�s bringing 10 of her mates to see the show. Which is cool,however we only have a capacity of 21 and that already full . So we may have a oxygen problem.

But I’ve still had time to look at rubbish on the net.

“We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!”

- Denis Leary

Just to complete your day how about some killer sites I found on my travels. Michal has started a website for her Jewish speeddating in London have a look. Well if your bored their a huge selection of online games on lunararcade.

That all I got, leave me alone.

Now I’m bricking it, tomorrow is the big performance. Hurrah and for some stupid reason we have settled on a Halloween sepcial. Which may not be such a blessing, we aren’t very good at horror film genre which may prove rather unscary, exspecaly when the big monster we have been building up to turn out to be me cross eyed.

Anyway the show is at the blue post just up the road from the comedy store.

Ow and we did ask Valeria to join and she has invited ten of her friends to come see the show. That is really great,however it’s just a small pub room! . So it might be squeeze.

Anyway onto silliness.

” A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: ‘Can I help, sir?’ ‘No thanks,’ says the blind bloke. ‘Just looking.”‘

- Tommy Cooper

I know you’ve all been waiting for the cool websites I found by reading other blogs. Are you a Art fan, have a look at this huge collection of painting of still life. He’s a shamless plug for a company that we work with coffee vending machines.

But enought of this, I have work to do. Bye.

Today I’ve been playing with adobe photoshop. I came across this jpg on google image search and have been messing about with photoshop effects. It’s capable of doing some amazing stuff.

I know you’ve all been waiting for the groovy stuff I stumbled across. This is what we used for the promotion of shrimp rocket a mate of mine does the Textile printing at supreme creations. Design your own comedy Aprons!

I sent out a memo to to everyone basically stating the point that we are being a little unproactive and bizarrely everyone agreed or a the most was silent. At least Diane replied she wrote:

“Valerie is a bit of a different kettle of seafood though - she was after all one of the founder members of the group when we formed after the comedy course”

Not everyone has had their say yet but we will discuss this tonight. The main thing is I want the rest of the group to have a opinion, Valeria is not really the main issue but just letting her in because it easier than upsetting her is pitiful.

But that not what I’m here for:

Sorry Phil, if the robot says it it must be true.

I know you’ve all been waiting for the killer stuff I found by reading other blogs. Are you interested in comedy? Live in London? Check out the london comedy blog. Another friend of mine has started a online gallery of still life. Have a look.

Hay the Simpsons is on, I’m outta here.